Amber. 20. My blog is mostly just reblogs of things I like.



Previously drowning-in-my-sleep.

greathaircut:

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

Jul 12th at 11PM / via: bethvr / op: greathaircut / reblog / 273,016 notes
blindthoughts:

ssigghs:


“Just Good Friends” by James Needham

i’ll never not reblog this

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blindthoughts:

ssigghs:

“Just Good Friends” by James Needham

i’ll never not reblog this

x

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Jul 12th at 11PM / via: blindthoughts / op: charmtheworld / reblog / 155,496 notes

two-by-two-box-of-blue:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER 

meangreenmotherfromouter-space mad-as-wackie beyondtwowinchesters orphanpinkman

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Jun 23rd at 12AM / via: two-by-two-box-of-blue / op: raggedypaperman / reblog / 533,189 notes

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Jun 23rd at 12AM / via: hannahrc / op: thecharminginnocence / reblog / 92,992 notes

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

Jun 19th at 12AM / via: mddykng / op: slayboybunny / reblog / 229,812 notes

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

Jun 19th at 12AM / via: sheerananigans / op: instagrampa / reblog / 753,054 notes

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Jun 19th at 12AM / via: this--too--shall--pass / op: irelevuhnt / reblog / 112,427 notes

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Jun 18th at 11PM / via: francesarlington / op: kiqx / reblog / 22,499 notes
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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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Jun 18th at 1AM / via: the-absolute-best-posts / op: zafojones / reblog / 242,600 notes

englishsnow:

 ogino.taro

Jun 18th at 1AM / via: englishsnow / op: englishsnow / reblog / 36,044 notes

i’ve had my pixie cut for 2 weeks now, and i LOVE it!

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Jun 17th at 11PM / via: paranoid / op: ma-ui / reblog / 83,477 notes

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Jun 16th at 6PM / via: -awestruck / op: anselgifs / reblog / 137,204 notes